During a sit down with Politico’s Johnathan Martin, California Gov. Gavin (New New) Newsom said that he isn’t running to be POTUS in the year 2024. “I’ve told everyone in the White House, from the chief of staff to the first lady…He not only beat Trump once, I think he can beat him again. I hope he runs, I’ll enthusiastically support him,” Newsom said to Martin.

At the ripe young political age of 55, Gavin Newsom is the heir apparent to President Joe (Granddaddy) Biden. Yeah, the VEEP, Kamala (Pretty Girl) Harris, is there, but…yeah. As I was saying, New New is the heir to Granddaddy.

New New impressed the Democrat establishment with his Bill (Arkansas Billy) Clinton like ability to keep his job after messing up. Just so y’all know, New New didn’t do anything as bad as get “cookies” from any woman other than his wife. New New did, however, piss off many Californians with his elitist attitude of “better than you” which was evident with his locking down of the poor and middle class folks while he and his highfalutin friends ran around freely in California and the rest of the continental U.S. of A.

Californians recalled him. However, due to the fact that their next best choice was “Relief Factor” Larry Elder, Californians decided to keep New New.

As a way to say “Thank You” to Californians for reluctantly letting him keep his job as governor, New New is going to wait until the year 2028 to run for POTUS!